Welcome to the test version of our upcoming, all singing, all dancing Harlequin Pub Quiz. Prepare to be perplexed by general knowledge and beset by inane facts – feel free to visit the bar at the interval.
Who said the following: "If you're going to win the premier league, you're going to have to finish ahead of Chelsea and Man City"
Yes, and everyone else Graeme...
Who said: "If history is going to repeat itself, I should think we can expect the same things again"
Venables channelling his inner Dalai Lama